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Protection Demotivational Poster

FACT - Indisputable

TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").

THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection

TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !

CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection

TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.

TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


TAGS: starwars armor protection funny hammy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.


TAGS: rain glass protection hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food b****!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L

PARANOID DELUSION - Thinking everyone wants to steal your "sweet ride"

TAGS: lock it 4 protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thats what he said after letting it "loose" in the theater.
calvin5040 - October 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEEWEE is never going to loose his bike again!!!
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2010, 8:24 am
What makes you think the owner put those locks on it. Much more fun to randomly lock up other people's bikes.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:30 am

5napolean dynamites. sweet!
janwouter - September 10, 2010, 6:57 am
That's not paranoid. That's living in Amsterdam.
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
as soon as you add a bike lock it becomes a challenge. this is gonna be fun
rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:45 pm

love the fact that the front tire is flat


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!

Dog -

TAGS: protection attack dog ads names
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:34 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...and my dog isn't that bad looking too!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 9:28 pm
What a cutie


Virus Protection -

TAGS: virus protection annihilator 2000
Rating: 5/5

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RexyD - February 7, 2014, 3:29 am
Want! NOW!!!

Fair Warning -

TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of h**dogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.

Ebola Workers -

TAGS: attention basic protection error
Rating: 4.89/5

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:50 pm
Aye yi yi ! Correct, figured a bunch of highly educated people could suss that out... probably an error. Judging by the recent events... too much credit a**umed.
Cannabal - October 19, 2014, 6:40 pm
Don't forget fire, lots of fire.


TAGS: bladder control protection
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 8:41 pm
What? You believed it was always from the kid in front of you in line? Hahaha...thanks Silverheart.
Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
Eeewwwww... 5 Lions wearing dirty adult undergarments.

MOTIFAKE PROTECTION PROGRAM - Due to the sensitive nature of this image, it is being protected by the MPP. Sponsored by the US Marshall Office

TAGS: witness protection program
Rating: 3.27/5

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rerun - January 6, 2010, 8:29 am

I received a PM asking what this meant. It referes to posters here that have been approved, but for some reason now just appear as a red "x". I think for the most part Mr. M has resolved the glitch..

EVIRONMENTALIST - AN ADVOCATE FOR the protection of the PLANET from MISUSE from human activity.

ADVERTISING - Location, location, location

Canadian -

TAGS: canadian witness protection new identy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dammit...you found him! 2nd from the right.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
So...is that where Mooooo+ got off to? 5 Pantomime Heifers.